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Its Mental III (1991-02-18)(British Swapping Syndicate).adf
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1987-09-15
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Heres some Jubilee Pancakes.. No sorry.. Mixed(?) jokes!
Q. What do you do if you find an epileptic in yer swimming
pool?
A. Throw in your laundry and some soap powder!!!
Q. Hear about the man who shot his weetabix??
A. He was a cereal killer!! (oh no!)
They say the smog is so bad in London,that you wake up to
hear the birds coughing!! Tittersville United F.C.
One old codger turned to another and said loudly "Windy,
aint it?" "No it aint" shouted the second old codger whos
hearing aid batteries were low "Its Thursday!" "Me too!"
yelled a third geezer "Lets get a drink!"
Q. What is full disclosure in the Soviet press?
A. A photo of Gorby in a bathing suit!!!
Did any of you see the bullseye Christmas Special?
Was that embarrasingly shit or wot?
Lets get outa here II >>>>>